So this plane is flying over the atlantic. So this plane is flying over the Atlantic Ocean. The captain comes over the loudspeaker and says, ""One of our engines is malfunctioning but we should still make it to our destination just a little late."". 30 minutes and everyone hears a loud BOOM. The passengers get nervous and start looking at each other. The captain comes over the loudspeaker again, ""We uh... have a problem. Another engines has gone out and we won't have enough fuel to make it. We've dumped our luggage and now we have to make the unfortunate request to have some of our passengers jump out."" The flight attendant pops the hatch. A well dressed gentleman goes to the hatch and proclaims in a British accent, ""Remember the queen of England!"" before jumping out. Next a large frenchman goes to the front and proclaims in a thick accent, ""Remember le president!"" before jumping out. Next a Texan moseys on up to the air lock and yells ""REMEMBER THE ALAMO!"" then he throws two Mexicans out the door.