The Chinese Dentist One day a man is sitting at home and feels like he needs to fart, but as he does so, he hears ""honda"" come out instead. He is completely taken aback and thinks he must have imagined it. But later, as he farts again, it sounds like ""honda"". The man decides to go see a doctor after this happens a few more times. The doctor, upon witnessing the strange event nods his head knowingly. ""Well,"" he says,""I can't help you out, but I know someone who can."" He writes down an address and send the man off. The man goes to the address which is a small dental clinic and goes inside. A small Chinese man greets him and asks him what he needs. After describing the problem, the Chinese dentist smiles and leads the man to an operating chair. ""You, have abscess tooth!"" The man doesn't know what to think of it, but lets the dentist work anyway. When he's finished, the man's mouth is a little sore, but when he farts, it's completely normal. ""That's amazing!"" he says. ""How did you know the problem was my tooth?"" ""Very simple, how you not know?"" replies the dentist. ""Everybody know abscess makes the fart go honda!""