Bowling Ball Delivery A semi truck driver is hired to deliver a load of bowling balls from Houston to Atlanta. He gets a bonus if he gets it there in under twenty four hours. He's speeding down the highway when he sees two black men walking with a bike. They flag him down and he pulls over. They ask him for a ride since their bike chain was broken. He asks them where they're headed. They tell him that they are headed to a small town in Louisiana. He says ""Hop in the back, that's right on my way"". They climb in the back. The driver is behind schedule so he goes even faster than before. He is nearly at the border of Texas and Louisiana when he's pulled over by a state trooper. The state trooper walks up to the truck and says ""Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"" The driver explains that he has an important delivery that has to be in Atlanta by tomorrow. ""Mind if I take a look in the back?"" The driver agrees and the officer walks to the back of the trailer. Moments later he runs back. ""Sorry for taking your time. Go ahead."" The driver is confused but continues on his way. He finally makes it into Louisiana (still speeding) and is pulled over by another state trooper. The officer starts to walk up to the window when a car speeds up and stops next to him. It was the officer form earlier. Frantically, he yells ""Stop! He's got a trailer full of nigger eggs in the back and two of them already hatched and stole a bike!""