A man in Texas is driving with twenty penguins in the bed of his pickup... ...when he is stopped by a State Trooper. The trooper approaches and tells the man that he needs to take the penguins to the zoo immediately as they are non-native and not registered to the man as pets. ""Right away, officer,"" replies the man, and off he goes. The following day, the same man is driving on the same road with the same twenty penguins in the bed of his truck. This time, however, the penguins are all wearing sunglasses and straw hats. Sure enough, the man is stopped by the same officer. After pulling the man over, the officer approaches. ""What is the meaning of this? I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday, why are they still in the bed of your truck? Did you really think these disguises would fool me?"" ""They're not disguises, officer, you see I DID take them to the zoo yesterdayin fact, we had so much fun, we're going to the beach today.""