The old man and the Corvette There was an old man, about in his 60's, and his dream was to own a Corvette, so he goes out and he buys one. He's driving on the highway, doing the speed limit, then he thinks to himself, ""Im gonna punch it"" So he speeds up to 80, he keeps going for a few more miles before he realizes there's a cop chasing him, then he says to himself, ""You cant catch me, i have a Corvette!"" So he's now going 120 MPH down the highway, he drives for a few miles before he realizes…

A man in Texas is driving with twenty penguins in the bed of his pickup... ...when he is stopped by a State Trooper. The trooper approaches and tells the man that he needs to take the penguins to the zoo immediately as they are non-native and not registered to the man as pets. ""Right away, officer,"" replies the man, and off he goes. The following day, the same man is driving on the same road with the same twenty penguins in the bed of his truck. This time, however, the penguins are all wearing…

Two men are driving through Pennsylvania when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, ""What the hell was that for?"" The cop answers, ""You're in Pennsylvania son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."" The driver says, ""I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."" The cop runs …

State Trooper A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man l…