A New York lawyer is on a business trip in Texas... ... and is on his way to a meeting in his company rental car. He's a little crunched on time so when he rolls through the stop sign ahead. A cop catches this and pulls him over. He walks up to the window and says ""License n' registration , sir."" The lawyer complies but can hear the country twang in the cops voice and figures he can outsmart the 'stupid southerner.' ""Officer, I have no idea why you pulled me over."" The officer replies ""You …