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An old man and his wife stop at a gas station... it's an old-time type gas station where an attendant comes out and pumps the gas for you. While the gas tank is being filled, the young attendant tries to make some conversation. He sees that the car has Texas plates and asks the old man, ""I see you're from Texas. What part?"" Before the old man can answer, his wife leans over from hr side of the car and squawks, ""Heyyyy? What'd he say?"" The old man, about to answer the attendant, instead, says to her, ""He wants to know where we're from."" The old lady, satisfied, sits back into her seat. Then, the old man says, ""Houston, "" to the attendant. The attendant nods, ""And where are you headed?"" asks the attendant. Again, before the old man can answer, the old lady leans over and says, ""Heyyyy? What'd he say?"" The old man, a little more frustrated this time, tells her that the young man wants to know where they are going. ""Oh,"" she says and sits back down. The old man then turns to the attendant and responds ""We're going to Ft. Myers... in Florida... to live... near her sisters."" The attendant looks shocked, ""That's some coincidence. I'm from Houston and my wife was from Florida. She made ME move to Ft. Myers to be near HER family.""

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Joke ID: 01KKTN8CEBMZDH7G3CAQAH1CTV

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