- Hello, princess. Can I call you princess? - No. - OK then, Mr. Smith, let's just get started with your prostate exam.

WAITER: Would you like the usual, Mr Smith? MR SMITH: *all smugly* Do birds fly? *Penguin at the next table slams down his menu*

Considerate. *An old silly one...but a grin inducer nevertheless* Mr. Fienstein called the FM radio station and said ""I've found a wallet with $400, a credit card and an ID card belonging to Mr. Smith, No.13,Halls Rd, Jackson, TN."" To which the radio jockey says "" Oh how honest. So you want his wallet returned back to him?"" Mr. Fieinstein says ""No....... I just wanted you to play a sad song for him"".

Mrs. Smith is having trouble with her husband falling asleep in church... ... and it was really embarrassing for her to be seen with him constantly nodding off. So Mrs. Smith asks the preacher before Sunday service if he has any ideas for her. He thinks about it, then hands her a pin and says, ""Every time I signal you with this gesture, poke your husband with this pin."" Mrs. Smith acknowledged his instructions and sat down with her husband for the service. Shortly into the sermon, Mr. Smith ha…