Pink-and-purple poofy-rated ping pong ball So, there is a rich man, and he has a son. A month before his son's 5th birthday, he goes to his son and says, ""Son, your fifth birthday is coming soon. I am rich, so I can get you anything you like - money is no object. What would you like for your birthday?"" The son ponders this for a few seconds, then he says to his dad, ""I want a pink-and-purple poofy-rated ping pong ball."" The father is confused. He asks his son what that is, but his son just s…

A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 30 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. Mr. Smith had noticed him as he walked by and could tell the blind man had flown before because his Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him t…

A man and a woman go scuba diving for their honeymoon..... ... and they are having the absolute time of their life. The fish, the coral- it's all just wonderful. But then, out of nowhere, they hear a great rumbling, look behind them, and see a cruise ship headed straight for them! They separate, one to each side of the massive ship. When the ship passes, the husband looks around, but the wife is nowhere to be seen. He looks, swimming for hours, almost exhausting his tank, but he can't find her…

Viral Chutkule in Hindi: हमेशा हंसते खिलखिलाते रहना सेहतमंद रहने की कुंजी है. टेंशन फ्री लाइफ और मानसिक तनाव दूर करने के लिए हंसना-मुस्कुराना बहुत जरूरी है. तो आइए फिर देर किस बात की, मजेदार चुटकुलों के साथ शुरू करते हैं ये हंसने हंसाने का सिलसिला.1) डॉक्टर:  तुम्हारी एक किडनी फेल हो गई है.सोनू: पहले तो बहुत रोया, फिर आसू पोंछकर बोलासाहब ये भी बता दीजिए कि कितने नंबर से फेल हुई है...?2) महिला: सही रेट लगाओ भईया... हम हमेशा इसी दुकान से सामान लेते हैं...दुकानदार: भगवान से डरो बहनजी, हमारी दुकान क…