Sacramento Jokes

Two guys are on their last tour of Iraq, and they get to talking and start divulging some personal information about each other. One guy is from Long Island, and his mate is from Sacramento. Spending as much time together as they did they started to become really close. One day the guy from Long Island was showing his mate some pictures of a boy that him and his wife adopted. ""We couldn't conceive because my wife had cervical cancer in her early twenties, and it took us four years but we finall…

A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 30 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. Mr. Smith had noticed him as he walked by and could tell the blind man had flown before because his Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him t…