My wife just told me to go to hell, anyone else need anything from Walmart?

If there is not a open bar and a goddamn delicious cake at your wedding, I will take my gift card to Walmart back.

My ex-wife got a job in Huston giving back-rubs in Walmart She's the Texas Chain Store Massager

I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.