My ex-wife got a job in Huston giving back-rubs in Walmart She's the Texas Chain Store Massager#Texas#Walmart#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife just told me to go to hell, anyone else need anything from Walmart?#Walmart#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If there is not a open bar and a goddamn delicious cake at your wedding, I will take my gift card to Walmart back.#Walmart#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister? Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.#Oklahoma#Texas#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer#Texas#Tennessee#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp