Scavenger hunt! Find a parent in Walmart who isn't scowling or being verbally and physically abusive to their children.

Egypt. Palin. Walmart. Facebook. KE$HA. Bieber. Typos. Snow. Zombies. Superpowers. FFs. Your mom. Boom, I just won Twitter.

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut.

My mom got one of the bracelets that help you with balance, so I pushed her into the shelf at walmart. It doesn't work.