😄 My mom got one of the bracelets that help you with balance, so I pushed her into the shelf at walmar...

Scavenger hunt! Find a parent in Walmart who isn't scowling or being verbally and physically abusive to their children.

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I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut.

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Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working! *eye twitches

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"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.

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