Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working! *eye twitches#Walmart#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Scavenger hunt! Find a parent in Walmart who isn't scowling or being verbally and physically abusive to their children.#Walmart#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut.#Santa Claus#Fedex#Walmart#Parents+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mom got one of the bracelets that help you with balance, so I pushed her into the shelf at walmart. It doesn't work.#Walmart#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp