The Clintons were driving around Bill's home town A couple of years after Bill Clinton had left office he and Hillary were driving around his hometown in Arkansas. There at a gas station they saw a man who worked there pumping gas who was about the same age as Bill. Playfully Bill asked Hillary what her life would have been like if she married that guy instead of him. Hillary turned to him coldly and said, ""that man would have been president and you would still be pumping gas. ""

A Presidential Joke A guy, long suspecting that his wife was cheating on him, decided to try to catch her in the act. He noticed that on Tuesdays and Thursdays, while he was working out, that when he got home the bed would be kind of messed up, and his wife always made the bed. So one Thursday he decided to leave work early. He got to his apartment and started to unlock the locks and heard some noises. He finally bursts in and sees a pair of men's pants, mans button up shirt, and tie. He then go…

Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbledupon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope...Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So...What'll it be?" Bill didn't hesitate. He said, "I want to bring peace to the Middle East, See this map?" Bill pulls out a sweat covered…

Hillary and Bill sneak away from the secret service Hillary and Bill Clinton sneak away from the secret service and go for a drive. The two end up at a gas station and when they walk in, Hillary recognizes the clerk. Hillary says hello to him and the two walk out. She turns to Bill and says “I used to date that guy before I met you” Bill laughs and laughs and says “wow, imagine where you’d be if you would’ve married that guy!” Hillary looks back at Bill and says “I’d be married to the Presid…