A teacher was giving a lesson about the circulation of the blood. He said: "Now boys, as you know, if I stood on my head, the blood would run into it and I would turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," they chorused. "So why is it," asked the teacher, "that while I am standing upright, the blood doesn't run into my feet and make them turn red, like my head?" A young voice from the back called out: "Because your feet aren't empty!" School Answering Machine Message To lie about why your child is absent…

My favorite joke my mom told me from my childhood. - A kindergarten teachers birthday. A kindergarten teacher is having her birthday and three of her students decided to bring her a gift. The first students was little Timmy and his dad owned a Candy Store. Timmy walked up to his teacher and handed her a nice little gift wrapped box. The teacher thanked the student and told him, she wanted to see if she could guess what was in the box. The little boy excitedly agreed and after about twenty second…

A teacher at an international school... asks her class what their opinion is on giving food to people in other countries. The Jewish kid asks ""What is giving?"" The African kid asks ""What is food?"" The Chinese kid asks ""What is my opinion?"" And the American kid asks ""What are other countries?""

there were two kids in a sunday school... there were two kids in a sunday school named adam and mary, adam was sitting directly behind mary and everytime mary raised her hand to answer a question, adam found it amusing to poke her in the back with his pencil. ""todays lesson we will be answering three questions and then you may leave"" said the teacher. ""first, heres an easy one. who did the virgin mary give birth to?"" adam poked mary in the back with the pencil and she replied a little agriva…