My favorite joke my mom told me from my childhood. - A kindergarten teachers birthday. A kindergarten teacher is having her birthday and three of her students decided to bring her a gift. The first students was little Timmy and his dad owned a Candy Store. Timmy walked up to his teacher and handed her a nice little gift wrapped box. The teacher thanked the student and told him, she wanted to see if she could guess what was in the box. The little boy excitedly agreed and after about twenty second…

An International School Teacher ...starts a lesson with her 4 students, who are an American kid, an African kid, a European kid and a Chinese kid. She asks "what's your opinion on food scarcity in other countries?" first, the African kid asks "what's food?" the European kid asks "what's scarcity?" the American kid asks "what's other countries?" and finally the Chinese kid asks "what's my own opinion?"

My Indian engineering teacher told us this today Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."

A teacher was giving a lesson about the circulation of the blood. He said: "Now boys, as you know, if I stood on my head, the blood would run into it and I would turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," they chorused. "So why is it," asked the teacher, "that while I am standing upright, the blood doesn't run into my feet and make them turn red, like my head?" A young voice from the back called out: "Because your feet aren't empty!" School Answering Machine Message To lie about why your child is absent…