there were two kids in a sunday school... there were two kids in a sunday school named adam and mary, adam was sitting directly behind mary and everytime mary raised her hand to answer a question, adam found it amusing to poke her in the back with his pencil. ""todays lesson we will be answering three questions and then you may leave"" said the teacher. ""first, heres an easy one. who did the virgin mary give birth to?"" adam poked mary in the back with the pencil and she replied a little agrivated ""ahh! jesus!"" the teacher was pleased with mary and asked the second question ""who is the ruler of everything?"" again adam poked mary with his pencil and again she replied agrivatedly ""ahh! god!"" the teacher obviously pleased with mary decided to ask a very hard question ""what did eve say to adam after they gave birth to their 100th child?"" again adam pokes mary in the back with his pencil and she angrily turns around and snaps ""adam, if you stick that in me one more time, im gunna break it in half!!""