Mary is sitting in Sunday school... She had a long night, so she was dozing off. The teacher asks ""Who is the creator of the world and all its creatures?"" A kid sitting behind Mary starts poking her with a pencil. She wakes up and turns around and yells ""My GOD!"" The teacher says she is correct and Mary dozes off again. The teacher proceeds to ask the class ""Who is the son of God?"" The kid pokes Mary again with a pencil, she again wakes up, turns around and yells ""JESUS CHRIST!"" The teacher tells her she is correct and Mary dozes off yet again. Later The teacher then asks the class ""What did Eve say to Adam after they had they're 13th child?"" Once again the kid pokes Mary with his pencil. She wakes up, turns around, and yells ""IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!""