Two men die and show up at the Pearly Gates together St Peter greets them. "Gentleman, welcome to Heaven. I've got bad news and good news for you. The bad news is that Heaven is currently full. There was some sort of screw-up in the scheduling department, and we don't have rooms for you guys. We won't have available rooms for 2 weeks. The good news is we'll send you back to Earth for those two weeks, doing whatever you want, in whatever form you want. What would you like?' "Well," says the first man, "I've always loved majestic, breathtaking vistas, and I've always wondered what it would be like to be able to fly. So I want to be an eagle, soaring over the Rocky Mountains." The second man hesitates. "Did you say we could do anything we want at all? And we'll still get into Heaven?" "Yes, anything at all, and your admission to Heaven has already been approved and can't be revoked." "Okay, then. It's been a pretty lonely life, and I've never gotten much... action, if you know what I mean. So I want to be a stud in Las Vegas." Two weeks go by, and Peter calls over the Archangel Gabriel. "Remember those two guys that were here a couple of weeks ago? Their rooms are ready now, so I'm going to need you to go down to Earth and bring them back." "The first one should be easy to find. There aren't too many eagles in the Rocky Mountains. Just find the one that's soaring the highest and it will probably be him." "The second one may be trickier. There are an awful lot of housing projects under construction in Las Vegas..."