Three men die and go to heaven.
When they arrive at the Pearly Gates they see St. Peter standing before them. The first man steps forward.
"What did you do in your life?" Asked the saint.
"I was a comedian," the first man said.
"Really?" mused Peter. "What jokes did you tell?"
"I told Jewish jokes." The man replied.
"That's horrible!" Exclaimed Peter. "It's a terrible sin to discriminate against others."
"With respect," the man replied, "I am Jewish. I was born in Brooklyn after my…