Four Golfing Buddies It was mid-February, but the weather had broken a bit so 4 golf buddies decided to get out for a round. Unfortunately it was Valentines Day. As they are waiting to tee off Joe says “this is going to be a costly round. To get out today I had to promise my wife I’d take her to that expensive new restaurant downtown.” Pete says: “I’ve got it worse, not only do I have to take her to a fancy restaurant, I’ve got to take her to see a silly romcom first.” Mike chimes in: “I’ve got to do the movie, the restaurant AND that diamond bracelet she’s been wanting. What about you Dave, how’d you get out?” Dave: “It didn’t cost me anything. I just rolled over this morning and said ‘Honey, the guys want me to go golfing today, but instead we could just lie in bed all day and make love.’ She said ‘dress warmly dear it’s still cold out there.’ “