Help me remember! I heard a joke a long time ago about a pastor parking his car in a womanâs driveway overnight to teach her a lesson about gossiping. Essentially, the pastor had visited a woman in her home, but when he completed the visit, his car wouldnât start, so he had to leave it there overnight and have it towed the next morning. Another woman in the church saw the car there and started gossiping about the pastor spending the night with the woman he visited. To teach her a lesson, he parks his car in the gossiping womanâs driveway overnight. I can remember exactly how the joke goes. Does anyone know this one?