The womanizer, the drunk, and the pot head There was a womanizer, a drunk and a pot head that got into a car accident and died. When they arrived in hell the devil told them "welcome to hell, as a punishment you will have to spend 1000 years in your own personal rooms with punishments specific to your sins and if you learn your lesson you get to go back to your old life". First he brings the womanizer to his room, it's full of beautiful women as far as the eye can see. The guys says "thanks devil" and runs right in. Then he takes the drunk to his room, and it's full of all kinds of alcohol as far as the eye can see. He says "thanks devil" and runs right in. Last is the pothead, the devil takes him to his room and it's a huge field full of bomb ass weed growing as far as the eye can see. He says "thanks devil and runs right in. After 1000 years the devil comes to check on them. First he opens the womanizers room, it's full of pregnant women and babies everywhere, the women are all yelling at him to get a job, he has tons of STDs ect, the man sees the devil and says "oh thank God you're here I'll never treat women like that again, I'll be faithful to my wife and love her and only her." The devil's says you learned your lesson you get to go back, and sends him back to his old life. Then he opens the drunks door and the guy is laid out covered in vomit and crying, saying "I'll never have another drink again." The devil say you learned your lesson and sends him back to his old life. Finally he gets to the pot head, he opens the door and it's all quiet. He can't even find the pothead at first. Then as he walks past the plants he finds him curled up in the fetal position rocking back and forth. The devil walks up and asks the guy "are you alright" and the pot head just turns, looks at him, a single tear rolls down his face as he says "you gotta light man?"