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The Bravest Football Fan Three football fans, an Arsenal fan, a Chelsea fan, and a Manchester United fan, are caught gambling in a country in which gambling is illegal. They are brought before a judge and sentenced to be whipped 50 times each. Right before the judge releases the men, he tells them they each can have one request. When brought before the torturer, the Arsenal fan requests to have 3 pillows strapped to his back. After 15 hits, the pillows are completely gone, leaving the man with 3…

It's Christmas morning and... Jimmy, 15, and Jeffy, his 6 year old brother, come downstairs to find the tree loaded with presents. Jeffy runs up to the tree and starts ripping the paper off of gifts. ""Oh boy, I got a football! Oh boy, I got a Playstation! Oh boy, I got a new bike! Oh boy, I got an iPad!"" Meanwhile, Jimmy finds the one box with his name on it and opens it to find socks and underwear. ""Ha ha!"" Jeffy laughs, ""I got all this cool stuff and all you get is socks and underwear! Ha…

Finding a striker Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson sends scouts out around the world looking for a new talent to hopefully win the title. One of his scouts informs him of a young Afghani striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So Ferguson flies to Afghanistan to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come to Old Trafford. Two weeks later Man U are 4-0 down at home to Liverpool with only 20 minutes left to play. Ferguson gives the young Afghan the n…