The Bravest Football Fan Three football fans, an Arsenal fan, a Chelsea fan, and a Manchester United fan, are caught gambling in a country in which gambling is illegal. They are brought before a judge and sentenced to be whipped 50 times each. Right before the judge releases the men, he tells them they each can have one request. When brought before the torturer, the Arsenal fan requests to have 3 pillows strapped to his back. After 15 hits, the pillows are completely gone, leaving the man with 35 more unprotected hits. The Chelsea fan requests to have 6 pillows strapped to his back. After 30 hits, the pillows are in shreds and he endures 20 more hits. The torturer takes a look at the Manchester United fan and says ""You look like a brave man, I have decided to take mercy on you and give you an extra wish"". Upon hearing this, the Manchester United fan smile and asks for four times as many hits. The torturer looks at him in awe and says ""I was right, you are a brave man, now what is your second wish?"". The Mabchester United fan smirks and says ""I' like a Chelsea fan strapped to my back.""