The Bravest Football Fan Three football fans, an Arsenal fan, a Chelsea fan, and a Manchester United fan, are caught gambling in a country in which gambling is illegal. They are brought before a judge and sentenced to be whipped 50 times each. Right before the judge releases the men, he tells them they each can have one request. When brought before the torturer, the Arsenal fan requests to have 3 pillows strapped to his back. After 15 hits, the pillows are completely gone, leaving the man with 3…

Finding a striker Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson sends scouts out around the world looking for a new talent to hopefully win the title. One of his scouts informs him of a young Afghani striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So Ferguson flies to Afghanistan to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come to Old Trafford. Two weeks later Man U are 4-0 down at home to Liverpool with only 20 minutes left to play. Ferguson gives the young Afghan the n…

3 Football fans go on holiday... Each supporting different teams one Hartlepool, one Liverpool and the other Arsenal. Their plane crashes in the middle of the ocean and each of them washes up on a desert island where there is nothing but a single sheep. They kill the sheep and use its wool for warmth until they get hungry. Hartlepool fan: ""I'm from hartlepool so i'll have the heart"" Liverpool fan: ""I'm from Liverpool so i'll have the liver"" Arsenal fan: ""Urm... I'm not hungry""

An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman are wandering through the desert hungry and hallucinating when they come upon a rotting dead camel. ""Well"" said the Englishman ""I support the Liverpool football club so I'll eat the liver."" ""I support the Hearts club"" said the Scotsman ""so I'll eat the heart."" ""I support Arsenal"" said the Irishman ""but I seem to have lost my appetite.""