Alex Ferguson Jokes

Finding a striker Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson sends scouts out around the world looking for a new talent to hopefully win the title. One of his scouts informs him of a young Afghani striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So Ferguson flies to Afghanistan to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come to Old Trafford. Two weeks later Man U are 4-0 down at home to Liverpool with only 20 minutes left to play. Ferguson gives the young Afghan the n…

Wayne Rooney walks into a shop He sees a shiny silver thermos flask that he has never seen before, so he finds a shop assistant and asks him, ""what is this used for?"" the shop assistant replies, ""it is used to keep hot things hot and cold things cold"". Wayne Rooney buys it and takes it to training the next day. Alex Ferguson sees Rooney carrying his thermos flask and asks, ""what you got there Rooney"". to which Rooney replies, ""Oh this, it's brilliant; it's used to keep hot things hot and …