Putin, Obama and Merkel stand at the sea Putin presents a submarine, saying: "This best russian technology! Our submarines stay 1 month under water without ever need to go surface!" Obama smiles and says: "This is our submarine... It can stay up to 3 months under water, no need to emerge even one time!" Merkel stands next to them saying nothing. Suddenly the sea is rambling and a submarine emerges next to them. The top hatch opens and out pops and old man, raising his arm and shouting "HEIL H*TLER, WE NEED DIESEL!"