An emergency phone call Two hunters were out in the woods, when suddenly a snake attacked them. Seeing his bitten friend convulsing, the other hunter contacted 911. Hunter: Help! My friend was bitten by a snake and he is violently convulsing! Operator: Please keep calm, sir. Is he still breathing? Hunter: No. I don't think he is. I don't feel a pulse. I think he's dead! Operator: Please make sure that he IS dead sir. There was a long silence on the operator's line, followed by a gunshot. Hunter:…

There are 2 hunters in the woods and 1 collapses. There are 2 hunters in the woods and 1 collapses, the other one calls 911 and a dispatcher answers. The dispatcher says ""911 how can we help you?"" The hunter says ""I need some help my fellow hunter just fell in the woods, what should I do?"" The dispatcher answers back ""First make sure he is dead, Okay?"" We here a gun shot. The hunter then says ""What do I do next?""

Two men go hunting In an unfortunate accident one of them accidentally shoots his buddy who falls down immediately and stops moving. In panic he immediately calls 911 and explains the situation: ""Hello miss, I accidentally shot my buddy while hunting! He looks dead, can you send help please!"" The lady answers: ""okay calm down and follow my steps, can you make sure to know if he really is dead?"" The hunter says: ""sure, just a second"" *BANG* ""Okay, what's the next step?""

A man goes hunting in the woods... He sees a bear. He takes aim and shoots at the bear. He sees the dirt pop up behind the hear and goes out to find the blood trail. The hunter gets down but can't find the blood trail or the bear. He feels a tap on his shoulder, turns, and finds the bear. The bear says, ""You have two options, you can be mauled to death or you can bend over and take it."" Not wanting to die, the hunter bends over and takes it from the bear. The hunter decides to go back to camp …