An emergency phone call Two hunters were out in the woods, when suddenly a snake attacked them. Seeing his bitten friend convulsing, the other hunter contacted 911. Hunter: Help! My friend was bitten by a snake and he is violently convulsing! Operator: Please keep calm, sir. Is he still breathing? Hunter: No. I don't think he is. I don't feel a pulse. I think he's dead! Operator: Please make sure that he IS dead sir. There was a long silence on the operator's line, followed by a gunshot. Hunter:…

Two men go hunting In an unfortunate accident one of them accidentally shoots his buddy who falls down immediately and stops moving. In panic he immediately calls 911 and explains the situation: ""Hello miss, I accidentally shot my buddy while hunting! He looks dead, can you send help please!"" The lady answers: ""okay calm down and follow my steps, can you make sure to know if he really is dead?"" The hunter says: ""sure, just a second"" *BANG* ""Okay, what's the next step?""

A man goes hunting in the woods... He sees a bear. He takes aim and shoots at the bear. He sees the dirt pop up behind the hear and goes out to find the blood trail. The hunter gets down but can't find the blood trail or the bear. He feels a tap on his shoulder, turns, and finds the bear. The bear says, ""You have two options, you can be mauled to death or you can bend over and take it."" Not wanting to die, the hunter bends over and takes it from the bear. The hunter decides to go back to camp …

Hunters in the Woods 'Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ''My friend is dead! What can I do?'' The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: ''Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, ''OK, now what?'