Three nuns die in a car crash They ascend to heaven and are met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter. “Before you can enter Heaven you must each answer a question to prove your piety.” He turns to the first nun and asks “How many commandments did God give to Moses?” The nun says “Oh, that’s easy, 10!” Ba Bada Bah! The trumpets blare and the pearly gate swings open. St Peter turns to the second nun, “Name the four evangelists.” “Ha, that’s simple, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!” Ba Bada Bah! The gate swings open and the happy nun walks in. He the turns to the third nun. “What we’re Eve’s first words to Adam?” Taken aback, the nun mutters “Wow, that’s a hard one!” Ba Bada Ba! The fate swings open.