Three nuns sitting on a park bench ... ... A flasher comes up and opens his trench-coat in front of them, exposing himself completely. The first nun is horrified, she has a stroke, right there on the spot. The second nun is shocked, *she* has a stroke. The third nun was too offended to touch it.

Three nuns passed away and went up to Heaven. They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow upon them each one wish... The first nun said with a blush, ""This is slightly embarrassing, but I have to admit, while I did love serving the Lord, the vow of chastity was really tough on me. May I return to Earth for a weekend of unbridled lust, with the face and body of Angelina Jolie?"" Sai…

Four nuns die in a bus crash... ... they meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter welcomes the nuns. He tells them that, while he understands they devoted their lives to God, everyone is still given a chance to repent their last Sins, and gestures towards a fountain of Holy Water. The first nun pulls St. Peter aside, and says ""Forgive me, St. Peter, for I have sinned. I have gazed at the unholy parts of a man."" St. Peter is slightly taken back -- I mean, this is a nun for crying out loud!…

3 nuns die and go to heaven. They meet St. Peter at the golden gates. St. Peter said ""You each have to answer 1 question. If the answer is right you can enter heaven and if you answer wrong you go straight to hell."" He calls the first nun and asks ""Who did God make first?"" Very happily she answers ""Oooh that's an easy one. God made Adam"" Trumpets blast, the golden gates open and she walks in. Then St. Peter calls the second nun and asks ""Who did God make second?"" Very happily she answers…