[desert island diary - day 1] 4:15 pm: Got one call out of my cell phone before it died. Now I wait. 5:25 pm: That pizza is definitely free

A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years..... ...One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. ""Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."" The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fac…

A biologist, a physicist, and an engineer are on a plane that crashes... ...and luckily they are washed up on a deserted island, along with several crates of canned food. However, no can opener washes up with them, and there is nothing sharp on the island, so the three scientists must figure out how to open the cans. The biologist sticks the can in the water, saying, ""The salt water should eat through the metal, allowing us to get to the food inside."" When this doesn't work, the physicist take…

An englishman, a German and a chinaman crash on a deserted island... A plane crashes in the pacific ocean, and only three survivors wash ashore a deserted island: An Englishman, a German and a Chinaman (A more stereotypical joke setup you'd be hard-pressed to find). So the German takes charge, tells the two others: ""you brit, build us a shelter, I will go out to find food. You, chinese boy, there must have been something left from the plane, take care of the supplies"". Several hours later, the…