Did you hear about Joseph Stalin's personal yacht? They say it was a huge dictator-ship.

I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from.

Mary and Joseph watch the 3 wise men leave M: I can't believe they went off the registry. J: I know! Even the son of god needs burp cloths.

Actually Jesus wasn't the carpenter, Joseph was. You're thinking of the Carpenter's Monster