I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from.#Joseph#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Actually Jesus wasn't the carpenter, Joseph was. You're thinking of the Carpenter's Monster#Joseph#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families.#Joseph#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I swear babe, I'm a virgin, it must be a miracle. *Joseph rolls eyes#Joseph#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Her: Come over, Joseph! Stalin: Can't, I'm sending people to gulag Her: My parents aren't at home Stalin: I know#Joseph#Stalin#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp