I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from.

Actually Jesus wasn't the carpenter, Joseph was. You're thinking of the Carpenter's Monster

FISHING TRIP Joseph *casting his line*: Son, your mother thinks it's time I tell you- You're agodpted. Jesus *runs across the lake crying*

13yo Jesus: You're not my real dad! I HATE YOU! Joseph: One of these days boy, I'll [distant thunder] I'll do nothing. Absolutely nothing.