FISHING TRIP Joseph *casting his line*: Son, your mother thinks it's time I tell you- You're agodpted. Jesus *runs across the lake crying*

JESUS: Happy Father's Day, Joe. [hands over present] JOSEPH: Wow, thanks Jesus. I wonder what it- [present is empty] [Jesus and God hi-5]

Jesus finds his father Works best in Italian Jesus walks along the street when he sees a sad old man sitting on a bench. He stops and asks him what his name is and why he is sad. The old man says his name is Giuseppe (Italian for Joseph) and he has lost his son. ""How do you recognize your son?"" ""He has nails in his hands and feet."" ""Father!"" ""Pinocchio!"" Edit : For those not getting this - Gepetto is an Italian diminutive for Giuseppe - Joseph. Gepetto was the wood carver who create Pino…

(NSFW) Jesus of Nazareth turn 18 So his dad Joseph takes him to a brothel for his birthday. Upon arriving the madam presents all the lady's of easy virtue. Time to become a man, says Joseph to Jesus. Pick a girl and follow her to her room. So Jesus picks a girl and follows her to her room. Joseph, exited from all the pretty lady's, also decides to have a go at it. So he picks a girl and follows her to her room and gets busy. Suddenly he hears chilling screams comming from Jesus' room. So he gets…