Jesus finds his father Works best in Italian Jesus walks along the street when he sees a sad old man sitting on a bench. He stops and asks him what his name is and why he is sad. The old man says his name is Giuseppe (Italian for Joseph) and he has lost his son. ""How do you recognize your son?"" ""He has nails in his hands and feet."" ""Father!"" ""Pinocchio!"" Edit : For those not getting this - Gepetto is an Italian diminutive for Giuseppe - Joseph. Gepetto was the wood carver who create Pinocchio and was his father.