Stalin and Roosevelt Stalin and Roosevelt are chatting at a meeting on the top floor of a building. In a heated argument they decided to test their bodyguard's loyalty. Roosevelt goes first and tells his bodyguard "Jump out the window" to which the bodyguard responds "No I cant... What about my family?" Then Stalin goes and tells his body the same thing. Stalin's bodyguard then goes to the window, jumps out, and dies instantly upon hitting the pavement below. "Why did h…

Computer trouble I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Joseph, the 14 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Joseph clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID Ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again." Joseph grinned, "Haven't you ever…

Husband comes with a freshly baked pie to his wife * Here you go my lovely wife, a pie just for you * Thanks.... but... how did you make this? * I baked it. Just for you * But we don't have an oven? * (with a pious look on his face) God helped me bake it * Oh, come on Joseph!!! Not with this again! We've been through this a hundred times!!! * WELL, YOU REALIZE HOW THIS SOUNDS, MARY!

A man sneezed during Joseph Stalin's speech The audience