Husband comes with a freshly baked pie to his wife * Here you go my lovely wife, a pie just for you * Thanks.... but... how did you make this? * I baked it. Just for you * But we don't have an oven? * (with a pious look on his face) God helped me bake it * Oh, come on Joseph!!! Not with this again! We've been through this a hundred times!!! * WELL, YOU REALIZE HOW THIS SOUNDS, MARY!