"Rolls Royce" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef

A snail walks into a car dealership... and is immediately greeted by a salesman. ""I want your finest car"", says the snail. So the salesman drives up in a brand new, pearl white fully loaded Rolls Royce. The snail is very excited. ""Excellent. Now before I pay for this car, is there something else you can do for me?"" The salesman is about to wet himself from the sweet commission he's about to get. ""What do you need?"" The snail replies ""I want you to take this black paint, and cover the enti…

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City... A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan…

Washing cars One day, little Jimmy was walking home from school when something catches his eye. Peering into a shop window he saw a brand new red bicycle. ""Wow,"" he thought to himself, ""that sure is a great looking bike but neither my parents or I can afford it!"". Jimmy stares at it in admiration for a few minutes before carrying on his journey home. Over dinner, he mentions this bicycle to his parents and how he desires to one day buy it for himself. His parents being the type to teach thei…