I'm starting to think this country really is run by Jews But it's still only my first week in Israel.#Israel0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition.#Israel#Vancouver#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL#Israel#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
GOD: no work on the sabbath or I'll kill you ISRAEL [hasn't had a day off in 400 years]: awesome! GOD: what ISRAEL: we mean...oh no so hard#Israel0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?#Kuwait#Yemen#Iraq#Iran+4 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp