Little Timmy always procrastinated his schoolwork A few weeks ago, his teacher assigned the class to write a 10,000 word paper on a great philosopher, but with just 12 hours until the paper was due, Little Timmy had not written a single word. Realizing his predicament, Little Timmy hastily took a pencil out of his drawer and sat down in front of blank paper to begin. Although he knew nothing about philosophy, he knew that if he wanted to finish in time, he'd have to start writing and hope that s…

Little Johnny is in English class... And the teacher calls on the class. ""Who can give me an example of a sentence using the word, 'Definitely'?"" Little Susie raises her hand, ""The sky is definitely blue."" ""Very good,"" replies the teacher, ""but when it's nighttime the sky is black, and when it's raining the sky is grey. Anyone else?"" Little Timmy raises his hand,""Grass is definitely green."" ""Very good,"" the teacher again replies, ""But Kentucky has blue grass and grass turns brown as…

Little Timmy wasn't in school When Little Timmy went to school, his teacher asked him: ""Timmy, for the last 2 days you weren't at school. Why is that""? Timmy got up and replied: ""Well, my family is really poor, and I have only got one pair of underpants, so when they got washed, I had to wait for them to dry, and I can't go to school without underpants! The teacher nods and replies: ""Well, that is an excuse for only one day. Why didn't you come the next day?"" Timmy smiles and proclaims: ""W…

Little Timmy is asked by his teacher "" Timmy how do you spell school?"" Timmy responds "" S K O O L ""..... The teacher says "" that is not correct . It's spelled S C H O O L "". ...... Little Timmy replies "" Well , you asked how I spelled it""