Little Timmy wasn't in school When Little Timmy went to school, his teacher asked him: ""Timmy, for the last 2 days you weren't at school. Why is that""? Timmy got up and replied: ""Well, my family is really poor, and I have only got one pair of underpants, so when they got washed, I had to wait for them to dry, and I can't go to school without underpants! The teacher nods and replies: ""Well, that is an excuse for only one day. Why didn't you come the next day?"" Timmy smiles and proclaims: ""W…

Little Timmy's Dream Little Timmy has been having nightmares. He just dreamt that his grandpa Jack died. The next day he wakes up and his father tells him that grandpa Jack died. Timmy is agitated but thinks it was a coincidence. The next day, he has a dream that his friend Jane dies. He goes to school, and the teacher announces that she is dead. Timmy runs home and tells his dad that he has dreams that come true. He dreamed that grandpa Jack and his friend Jane died and they did. His dad tells …

The teacher, Miss Brown, goes to school in a mini-skirt At some point, Little Matt whispers to his friend: 'I saw Miss Brown's thighs!' Miss Brown hears the comment. 'You cheeky brat! Get out of here right now, I don't wanna see you for three days!' A while later, Little Timmy whispers to his friend: 'I saw Miss Brown's ass!' Miss Brown hears that too. 'You should be ashamed of yourself, Timmy! Get out of here at once, I don't wanna see you in school for a week!' As Little Timmy stands …

10 Best Teacher Student Jokes: भागदौड़ वाली जिंदगी में लोग आजकल अपने आप पर बिल्कुल समय नहीं दे। ऐसे में लोग कई तरह की खतरनाक बीमारियों से ग्रसित भी हो जाते हैं। यदि आप कुछ ना करके मूड को फ्रेश करने के लिए कुछ फनी जोक्स ही पढ़ लें, तो आपका दिमाग और दिल तरोताजा हो सकता हैं। आप कई तरह की बीमारियों से खुद को बचा सकते है। जी हंसना स्वास्थ्य शरीर को स्वस्थ रखने के लिए बेहद अच्छा व्यायाम माना जाता है। तो आइए आज हम आपको टीचर और स्टूडेंट के 10 ऐसे फनी जोक्स बताते हैं, जिसे पढ़ने के बाद आप अपनी हंसी को चा…