Little Matt Jokes

Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of the math class... Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. ""Yeah teach?"" he replies. ""If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?"" asks the teacher. Matt answers ""Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."" ""No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot on…

The teacher, Miss Brown, goes to school in a mini-skirt At some point, Little Matt whispers to his friend: 'I saw Miss Brown's thighs!' Miss Brown hears the comment. 'You cheeky brat! Get out of here right now, I don't wanna see you for three days!' A while later, Little Timmy whispers to his friend: 'I saw Miss Brown's ass!' Miss Brown hears that too. 'You should be ashamed of yourself, Timmy! Get out of here at once, I don't wanna see you in school for a week!' As Little Timmy stands …