[elementary school] BULLY: gimme your lunch money ME: no B: *grabs me by shirt* I said give it M: ok but this has to stop I'm your teacher

A professor has a leaky sink A math professor has a leaky sink, and calls a plumber to fix it. The plumber fixes the sink quickly, but discovers a few other problems which also need to be fixed. The plumber is done after about 2 hours, and gives the professor the bill. The professor realizes that the plumber gets paid much more than he does. Having watched the plumber fixing the pipes, he thought it didn't look to difficult and that becoming a plumber might earn more money than being a professor…

I met one of my beautiful Maths teacher yesterday We greeted and she asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round it up to the nearest degree using tan . From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its major axis and bisect the straight road at an obtuse angle. That's where the bank is. Let her feel what I felt when I was in school

An algebra teacher had just finished his lecture when he saw a female student... She had stayed behind after everyone else had left, furiously working away at proof exercises. The teacher walked up to her and said, ""Why are you working so hard?"" She looked up and responded: ""Harry Styles will marry me if and only if I finish top of my class."" The teacher looked bemused. ""How can you make such a claim?"" The student's face lit up. ""Well"", she said, ""let's say that I DO finish top of my cl…