My first child will be named New Folder.

[turns up radio in the car] Me: I love this song. I want us to conceive our first child to it Hitchhiker: dude just drop me off here

PRO TIP: Name your first child "butter", then accidentally take a different baby home just so you can say "I can't believe it's not butter!"

Everyone should have that "tester" first twitter account to screw up and learn from... You know, kinda like that first child you have.