State trooper A woman is driving through rural Pennsylvania when red and blue lights come on in her rearview mirror. The officer approaches the vehicle. Officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Woman: Ya, you wanted to invite me to the policeman's ball! Officer: Ma'am I am a Pennsylvania State Trooper and we don't have balls. There was a moment of silence..... The officer tipped his hat, returned to his patrol car and left.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils? Pennsylvania.

Did you know there is a town in Pennsylvania with the same same as one of the Great Lakes? It's eerie.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania? It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.